Cajun Ten Commandments

Our Pastor wrote this for our Women's Ministry cook book.
1.God is number one...and das' All
2.Don't pray to nuttin or nobody...jus' God.
3.Don't cuss nobody... specially da Good Lord.
4.When it be Sunday... pass yo'self by God's House.
5.Yo mama an' dun did it all... lissen to dem.
6.Killin' an' fish, das' ok...people - No!
7.God done give you a wife... sleep wit' jus' her.
8.Don't take nobody's boat...or nuttin, else.
9.Don't go wantin somebody's stuff.
10.Stop lyin,..yo tongue gonna fall out yo mouth.

This was not written to offend anyone.